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Joke of the Day

"If Trump is elected President It won't be the first time he has kicked a black family out of their house."

"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops wrong sub"

"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."

"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."

"My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :("

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."

"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."

"Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, I'd like you to die."

"Greatest Fears: -Sharks -Ebola -Bears -Bear Sharks -Bear Sharks with Ebola -Sharks with Lazers -Man carrying a clipboard on the sidewalks"