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Joke of the Day
"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."
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"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"
"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."
"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."
"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway Opps wrong sub."
"Fitness coach: have you been exercising & doing push-ups? *Flashback to me running after the ice cream man & buying all the push-ups* ""yes"""
"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."