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Joke of the Day

"My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :("

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"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"
"The state of New Mexico.. When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico? it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?"
"What if you get to heaven and God is like ""Nah bra you can't get in. Remember when you saw my picture on Facebook and you kept scrolling?"""
"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."
"When someone pushes the ""2"" button in an elevator it should automatically announce their weight."
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."
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