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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."

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"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "
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"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""
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"I sleep like a baby... With your mom's tit in my mouth."
"What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator? Muhammed muhammed muhammena."
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
"How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle."
"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."