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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."

"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."

"What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!*"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad"

"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."

"""FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."""

"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."

"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."

"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"