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Joke of the Day

"Greatest Fears: -Sharks -Ebola -Bears -Bear Sharks -Bear Sharks with Ebola -Sharks with Lazers -Man carrying a clipboard on the sidewalks"

"another car tip: once a month, open the hood and rip out one thing. most of the engine is decorative and weighs down your car"

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"

"Mother: A carrot is just a vegan hotdog. *son looks at carrot* Mother: [desperate] Bugs Bunny eats them! Son: This is updoc. Mother: What's-"

"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."

"Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it... So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face"

"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"

"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"