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Joke of the Day

"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""

"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""

"Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market."

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"

"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."

"I think I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"Why did the reddit mod cross the road? [removed]"

"8 *walks into the house with covered in mud* Me: MY LORD 8: well that's a nice way to greet me but no, just your son."