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"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"
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"(Adobe CEO's house) Like the new couch hun? Update it. What about the wallpap... UPDATE IT ALL. You're scaring the ki... UPDATE THEM TOO..."
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"What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
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"What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite."
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"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"
"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."