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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"

"Now that the new bills have Harriet Tubman on them... if you put one on a television does that make it a tele-tubbie?"

"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."

"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"A woman is on trial For beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says,'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'''"

"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."

"I woke my SO up with a bj. She didn't seem to appreciate it."