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Joke of the Day

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"The current law system is like bleach It works great on whites... but destroys colors."

"*im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*"

"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"My new fragrance is called Failure and smells roughly like a bowling alley."

"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"

"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"

"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot."