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"Why did the reddit mod cross the road? [removed]"
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"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"
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"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."
"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."
"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"
"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."
"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."
"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."