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Joke of the Day

"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."

"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"

"In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back. Probably because of all the extra baggage."

"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."

"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."

"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."

"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."