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Joke of the Day

"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."

"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."

"What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !"

"Chimney Sweep Lady chimneysweep is a real fluesie"

"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."

"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"

"Even if you're really tired, never try to hold your eyes open using toothpicks. DAMN YOU 1970'S CARTOONS AND ALL OF YOUR FALLACIES!"

"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"

"Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large."

"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."