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Joke of the Day
"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"
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"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"I just installed a marijuana app It has kush notifications."
"A girl went to Thailand for a week... And came back a changed man."
"I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison... But it was two deer."
"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole."
"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"
"I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance"