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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop? Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)"

"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message"

"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"

"I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder."

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""

"What did Trump say to Hillary when she told him a joke? ""You're Hillaryus"" I'll walk myself out..."

"if you told a kid that their parents died or that their balloon flew away, you'd get the same reaction."

"How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of."

"What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use? Trigger bot."