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Joke of the Day

"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"

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"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"
"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"
"""So you know how girls have XX chromosomes and guys have XY chromosomes?"" ...Asked the biologist. ""Well I want you to be my Y, cause I'd hate to ask you to be my X."""
"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."
"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"
"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"
"How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers."