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Joke of the Day

"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"

"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."

"You can tell a lot about a person.. by not keeping their secrets."

"264 students died in a school fire... in Beijing earlier today. The most tragic thing was they all got out safely, ran around the building, and then ran back inside."

"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"

"Is it 5 seconds from when it hits the floor or when I see it? I just noticed a skittle under my desk. I don't remember eating skittles."

"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"

"Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction."

"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."

"Even paranoids have enemies."