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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."
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"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."
"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."
"Dammit. My ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirt's in the wash. How am I supposed to hit the town without irony?"
"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."
"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews Hary got out of the chambers."
"what does 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for ?"
"When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding."
"I messed up planning my New Year's party I guess you could say I dropped the ball."