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Joke of the Day

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane."

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"

"Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew."

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"

"Music is a good place to hide."

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"

"I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence."

"[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY"