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Joke of the Day
"I am drinker. Hear me pour."
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"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."
"My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque..."
"""I think I have split personalities"", ......Said Steve, being frank."
"What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!"
"Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan."
"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"
"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."
"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"
"There's nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can't cure."