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Joke of the Day

"Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon"

"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"

"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"

"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."

"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"

"Vin Diesel is Latin for ""the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"""

"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"

"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."

"when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard"

"9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar."