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Joke of the Day

"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."

"What does the devil say to hell rejects? Why don't you fork off"

"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."

"I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples."

"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"

"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"

"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"

"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."