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Joke of the Day
"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"
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"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"
"Well, I just broke my personal best time by wearing a white shirt 13 minutes before getting a stain on it."
"What do mathematicians drink? Anything to ease the pain."
" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"
"Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes... We haven't gotten a gig yet."
"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"
"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."
"Two Pretzels walk into a bar... One was a salted."