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Joke of the Day
"If you were anti-pencil Would you be erasist?"
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"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."
"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."
"Why are a prostitute and a teacher so similar? They both get screwed"
"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."
"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"
"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"
"""How did you sleep?"" ""On my back, mostly. At one point I tried to climb into my dryer but I couldn't fit."""
"People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out."
"I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google... ... but I guess it's just a moot point"