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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish."

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"It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar."
"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""
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"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"
"Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered."
"I hate when I'm driving and I see people text and drive. It makes me want to throw my beer can at them."
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