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Joke of the Day

"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."

"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"

"Today I Fucked Up... the couch"

"For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once..."

"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"

"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."

"To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ..."