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Joke of the Day

"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."

"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"

"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"

"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."

"Do babies know they're stupid?"

"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"

"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""

"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."

"A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed."

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""