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Joke of the Day
"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."
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"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."
"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"
"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."
"What is ISIS? They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me...."
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."