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Joke of the Day

"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"

"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"

"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"

"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."

"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"

"I want Ebola... cereal"

"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."

"What's brown and runny Usain Bolt"

"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"

"How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden? He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips."