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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"
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"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."
"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"Rioters are like school in July. No class."
"Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder? *points thumbs at chest* That guy."
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"
"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."
"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."
"Why is it called a funny bone? Because its humerus!"