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Joke of the Day

"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"

"What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies"

"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"

"So U.S. Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia died today while on a hunting trip... ...he must have gone with Dick Cheney."

"Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election? Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"

"What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche? The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche."

"All microwaveable popcorn packages should be accompanied by dental floss"

"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""

"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"