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Joke of the Day
"Will Will Smith Smith? Yes... Will Smith will smith"
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"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."
"Having sex with children is fucking tight."
"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"
"[nearing end of first date] Me: I'll give you a call later, OK? Her: *throws phone in river* I lost my phone."
"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."
"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."
"I once had a dog, that no matter what I tried to teach him, he only ever learned the the command ""shake"". He had Barkinson's disease."
"I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed. She was into hardcore scorn."
"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."