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"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"
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"What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell? Elrond's cupboard."
"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"
"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"
"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."
"[1st day as undercover cop] *approaches drugdealer* Me: ""Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!"" *gets stabbed*"
"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"
"Why did Timmy fall off the swings? Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Timmy.."
"A SPECIAL NIGHT IN IOWA Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? A: Prom."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"