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Joke of the Day
"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"
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"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"Kids, on Christmas Eve Santa WILL break in to your house. He wants to STEAL YOUR COOKIES. If he has an ""accident"" the law is on your side."
"Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No we just let them go barefoot."
"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"
"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"
"What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude? The blonde has a higher sperm count."
"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."
"What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!"