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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"How do you keep a Redditor in suspense?"

"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"

"The only thing I learned in college is that I'm stupid."

"I have no problems with buying tampons... I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a ""proper"" present. (Jimmy Carr)"

"Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !"

"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."

"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."

"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"