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Joke of the Day
"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"
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"Beer foam is the opposite of memory foam."
"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"
"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"""You're either going to love me or hate me."" - someone you will definitely hate"
"Two monkeys were sitting in a tub. The first one says ""Oooo Oooo Aaaa Aaaa Eeee Eeee!"" The second one says ""Perhaps we should add some cold water."""
"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"
"What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter? You'd think its R but it's actually the C"