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Joke of the Day
"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"
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"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured."
"*puts baby powder in a crib* *adds water*"
"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"
"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives? Bill and Monica, ooops I mean Melania!"
"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."
"If a tree falls down, and only a women hears it. What the fuck was a tree doing in the kitchen?"