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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes."
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"Step 1: Pick a movie title Step 2: Add ""in my pants"". Some friends and i have had hours of fun with this."
"A will is a dead giveaway."
"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex... ...but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."
"I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
"English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do."
"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."