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Joke of the Day

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

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"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."
"There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun."
"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."
"What's long and hard On a black person? First grade"
"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"I'm just a girl trying to keep up with a guy on my Fitbit challenge who may be walking out more sexual frustration than me"
"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"