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"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."

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"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"
"What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini."
"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"
"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him."
"How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone."
"What do you call a guy with a big orange nose? Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society."
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