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Joke of the Day
"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"
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"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!"
"I'm not afraid of death, so much as I am of dying! I wanna die how my father died, peacefully in his sleep, not like his screaming terrified passengers! *Gotham, Mondays on Fox*"
"Don't you hate it when you think you're about to fart and you shit on your Dad's face?"
"I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos"
"Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine? Because he found it to be SUB-standard."
"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."
"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"
"Judge: ""Reason for divorce?"" Me: ""Reconcilable differences."" Judge: ""Don't you mean irreconcilable?"" Me: ""Ugh. You sound just like her."""