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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini."

"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."

"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"

"Don't you hate it when you're running on a treadmill and then your butt gets really itchy and then you over-share on the internet?"

"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"It sucks that slavery is illegal now... We have to get them from the black market these days."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse penis"

"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"

"Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, ""You're at Burger King."""