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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."
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"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"When asked what it was like getting over a Viagra addiction my buddy said,""Well my first few days were the hardest."""
"Fun prank: Just leave random ""I'm sorry I hit your car"" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent."
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."
"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."
"What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife? I don't know."
"A Rabbi and the Pope walk in a bar... A bar patron says, ""Hey, what is this, a joke?"""
"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."