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Joke of the Day
"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"
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"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."
"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."
"I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag."
"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
"You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti."
"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"
"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"
"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"A Muslim walks into the U.S Just kidding"