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Joke of the Day
"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"
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"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."
"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."
"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy I mean, he did kill Hitler."
"Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive? Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught."
"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."
"My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving."
"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""
"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"