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"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
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"ENTER PASSWORD > bench85 PASSWORD TOO WEAK. TRY AGAIN. > bench285 BRO!"
"What is a baby bee? A little humbug."
"waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing."
"SEX DICK: What's ur favorite planet? VAG: URANUS!!!!"
"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."
"Lionel Ritchie says 'Hello', by the way."
"Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market."
"[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?"
"I thought the sea urchin was my friend but it was anemone."