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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor? Ask them to pronounce ""LATEX"""

"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"

"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"

"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"

"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"