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Joke of the Day

"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."

"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"

"What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in."

"Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere."

"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership."

"What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep? Microphones!"

"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."