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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in."
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"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"
"Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown."
"Life and Coffee I like my life like I like my coffee, as dark as it can possibly get."
"update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."
"I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips."
"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"
"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"