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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"
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"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."
"Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?"
"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."
"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."
"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""
"What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny"
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"
"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."
"Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean... Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?"