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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"Do you ever have the urge to eat something right in front of you? Anyways, that's how I lost my job as a gynaecologist..."
"Last night on stage at the strip club ... ...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said ""Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"" ""My glasses"" I said"
"Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet"
"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"
"What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit? He chicken tendered his resignation."
"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"
"Why are blacks excited for 2016? Because it is the year of the monkey."
"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."
"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"