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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep? Microphones!"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."

"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"

"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."

"Does a bear pope in the woods?"

"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""

"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem."

"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."

"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""

"I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough."