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Joke of the Day
"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."
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"Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie."
"""Are you sexually active?"" [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] ""Yes."""
"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."
"I have coffee before looking at art. Brews before hues."
"What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'"
"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."