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Joke of the Day
"I have coffee before looking at art. Brews before hues."
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"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"
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"A nurse pulls out a thermometer out of her pocket and says: Shit.....some asshole has got my pen!"
"What is trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"Black eye Tom: ""Hey buddy, howya do...whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: ""My wife"" Tom: ""I thought she was out of town for the weekend."" Sam: ""So did I."""
"How to make someone disappear from your life forever. Ask them to pay you back."
"I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM."
"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."
"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."