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Joke of the Day
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
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"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"
"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"
"Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3? Because off sequence, Yoda was."
"*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* ""To fight crime"""
"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."
"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."
"Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong."
"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"
"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""